Recently I stopped by a local chess club for the first time in about 25 years. 

I had a lot of fun, but lost all of my games, which made me feel like the weakest player in the group. This was particularly troubling given that half of the people there were elementary school students!

(I remember many years ago visiting the local university chess club, going 0-13 one evening, playing a different chess opening each game; my opponents could never figure that one out...)

Worst of all, I was not given the opportunity to play the Jerome Gambit. Wait 'til next week!