
I felt better when I remembered the Black Knight in the movie "Monty Python and the Holy Grail." Gadzooks! That was my opponent!
perrypawnpusher - TheChessInnovator
FICS rated blitz 10 5, 2008
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.Bc4 Bc5 4.Bxf7+ Kxf7 5.Nxe5+ Nxe5 6.Qh5+ Ke6

7.Qf5+ Kd6 8.f4 Ne7

Black Knight: None shall pass!
An interesting novelty, returning a piece for some development, but not one likely to overturn the Jerome Gambit. Either 8...Qh4+ or 8...Qf6 would serve better.
9.Qxe5+ Kc6 10.d4

After the game Fritz 8 suggested: 10.Qc3 Nf5 11.b4 Qh4+ 12.g3 Qe7 13.Qxc5+ Qxc5 14.bxc5 Nd4 15.Na3 Ne6 16.d3 Nxc5 with White's advantage. I really like that move 10.Qc3; I wish I'd thought of it.
10...Bb4+
Black's chance was to get in 10...d6 now.
11.Nc3

Demonstrating no depth of thought. The idea: the Knight can help the Queen checkmate the King. The reality: 11.c3 Bd6 12.d5+ Kb6 13.Be3+ with the attack on the hapless King is better.
11...b6
Black wishes to castle-by-hand on the Queenside, but an advantage was his with the thematic 11...d5.
12.Qb5+ Kb7 13.Qxb4

Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch
13...Nc6 14.Qc4 Qh4+ 15.g3 Qh3 16.Qf1

A little too panicky, willing to give up a pawn to swap Queens, when there was 16.d5 Na5 17.Qe2.
16...d6 17.Qxh3
Mission accomplished; but stronger was 17.Be3 Re8 18.d5 Ne7 19.0-0-0.
17...Bxh3 18.Be3 Nb4 19.0-0-0 Kc8 20.e5 Bg4 21.Rd2 Re8 22.h3 Bf3 23.Rf1 Bg2 24.Rxg2

Black Knight: I've had worse.
24...a5 25.Re2 b5 26.Rfe1

King Arthur: Victory is mine.
26...a4 27.a3 Kd7 28.axb4

King Arthur: You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.
Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound.
28...a3 29.bxa3 Rxa3 30.Kd2 Kc6 31.d5+ Kb7 32.e6 c6 33.dxc6+ Kxc6 34.f5 Ra4 35.Bf4

There was nothing wrong with 35.Nxa4
35...Rxb4 36.Re4 Kc5 37.Bxd6+

37...Kxd6 38.Rxb4

Black Knight: I'll do you for that!
38...Rd8 39.Rd4+ Kc7 40.Rxd8 Kxd8

Black Knight: The Black Knight always triumphs!
41.e7+ Ke8 42.Nxb5

Black Knight: I'll bite your legs off!
42...h5 43.Nd6+ Black resigns
