As I've mentioned in "Housekeeping..." and "Barely Legal", there is still a chance for satisfaction when you try for a Jerome Gambit (1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.Bc4 Bc5 4.Bxf7+) and your opponent opts for a defense with ...d7-d6
perrypawnpusher - Olito
blitz, FICS, 2011
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.Bc4 h6
The Semi-Italian opening.
4.O-O d6
The Hungarian Defense, or a variation of the Philidor.
5.d4 Bg4 6.Nc3 Nxd4 7.Nxe5 Bxd1
Oooops.
8.Bxf7+ Ke7 9. Nd5 checkmate